After a long wait the 2nd part to the simps of the industry post is finally here. See who made the cut.

5. Kevin Sullivan – Maybe a lil’ tasteless considering how things unfolded, but how in the hell are you the creative writer of the show and actually book your real-life divorce. Dude was the long-time head booker of WCW from 1994-1999 and decided the best way to keep himself in the spotlight was booking a program with the best worker at the time, the late Chris Benoit. His wife Nancy a.k.a. WCW hottie Woman, was already part of the Horsemen entourage as a valet and Sullivan decided to add some realism by insinuating that the two were having an affair; he even went so far to make sure the two were seen everywhere together. So of course Benoit ends up laying the pipe to ‘Woman’ and marrying her a few years later. Of course, Sullivan, being the lil’ bitch that he is (5’7) proceeded to have Benoit lose seven straight PPV matches, despite being a huge crowd favorite and someone the fans wanted to see get elevated to Main Event level. But this love triangle did give us one of the all-time best promo lines “They say wrestling is a human game of chess, well my Knight just took your Queen. Your move Sullivan!”

4. Jerry “the King” Lawler – This dude! In case you didn’t know, he has a reputation for liking young women; it’s not just an act. He’s been accused of statutory rape and he allegedly met his last wife when she was just out of high school. Back in 2001, then wife, Stacy “The Kat/Ms. Kitty” Carter was unceremoniously fired from the WWE after she had some problems with WWE storylines. Being a real man and true to his wife (read: a punk) he quit as well, thinking he could go to WCW and be their announcer. But being the haters that they’re known to be, the WWE blocked the move long enough to buy WCW and then gave Lawler an unconditional release. Burn! But then the old player got played as his hot young wife started cheating on him for a younger indie worker. The heifer didn’t even wait for the divorce papers to clear before she moved into a condo down in Florida. And Lawler’s retaliation was, he wrote about how broken hearted he was about the situation in his autobiography.

3. Sting – Love Sting, he’s a Hall of Famer and probably the only thing that kept WCW going when everyone jumped ship to the ‘Fed’ in the early ’90s. There’s nothing wrong with getting right with God, but you don’t snitch on the boys in the process. Yup, that’s right. His wife was ready to leave him after years of marriage when he decided to save his family, become a born-again Christian and oh yeah confess to his wife about all the sinful wrong he’s done, But then decided to give up all the dirt his boys in the WCW locker room did as well; Buff Bagwell, The Steiners, and Lex Luger which resulted in his divorce. No wonder no matter how financially bad it gets for the ‘Total Package’ he’ll always have a place to stay with Sting.

2. Ric Flair – The dirtiest player in game sure has a problem holding his women in check. First, after 15 years of marriage his second wife, Beth, finally decides she’s had enough of the Nature Boy’s philandering ways and gets him for a huge six figure annual alimony payout. But like a true pimp keeping to the old mantra of “don’t chase ‘em, replace ‘em”, he hooks up with a hot young 30 something year-old fitness model, named Tiffany. Of course, he wifes her and wedded bliss lasts only a mere few months after his WrestleMania farewell, as she gives him his walking papers as and is now living off of the Flair stimulus plan too.

1. Hulk Hogan – This guy has no problem-manipulating promoters and sabotaging careers but holding down his wife, not so much. After 24 years, two kids, a successful reality show, and living the lifestyle that the 24’ pythons provided, Linda Hogan decided she’d had enough of the red and yellow and filed for divorce. Apparently, she talked to Bonnie Steamboat and got her lawyers as she collecting $40,000 a month in spousal support while sacking her attorney’s on Hogan about trying to hide his money. But to make it worse the “Immortal One” admits to Rolling Stone that he can’t go near HIS $18 million dollar home, but some 19 year-old is banging his wife, in his house, and rolling in his rides. To add insult to injury, he lost an injunction to prevent the dude from driving his cars cause he was paying the insurance and didn’t want to be responsible if he caused an accident. Hogan finally snapped and admitted he understands why O.J. “could have done it.” Yeah that’s going to cost him. –A.K.

Tags: divorce, Wrestling

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